mY MOM JUST DROPPED A KITTEN ON MY DESK WHAT
JUST ROLL WITH IT OKAY
IDK MAN NOW IT’S STANDING ON MY SHOULDER
Dear Harry Potter Fandom,
Congrats! To celebrate, here’s some fish fingers and custard,
And a shock blanket (because let’s be honest y’all need that right about now)
Love, the Doctor Who and Sherlock Fandoms
GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
even harry potter came back before sherlock did
i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much
"So, you got to the end of the internet yet?" My parents sneer.
"Yes," I whisper, turning to them with eyes glowing from the knowledge I have gained from my many hours of surfing, to find The End.
I levitate from my chair, and float into the heavens.
I have achieved the singularity, and rise to join the great computer in the sky.
And now, the weather